Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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666

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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i love antijokes

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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