- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

brett is a dick

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

I only like NY as a friend.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

This is my joke. funny

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