Knock knock *No one was home*

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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BUTTERFARTING

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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