On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Communism

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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alert("The Game");//

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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