- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

My mom.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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