What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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