what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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