- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Steve Jobs.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Don't think of granny porn

Penis!

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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