- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Will gropes Ebola victims

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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