You know George Washington? He died.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Women's Rights

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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666

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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