Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Tennesse

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Rebecca Black

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

women leaving the kitchen

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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