If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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