Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Anti jokes.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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brett is a dick

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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