A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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