My friends are like trampolines I have none

Hitler was Jewish.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

planking.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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