Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Penis.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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