- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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