How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Womens rights

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What is a question?

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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your life

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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