- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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