Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Left. That one direction...

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

women leaving the kitchen

Yeah, totally.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

whats pale and white your ass.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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