- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Vagina-Boob

Penis jokes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Don't think of granny porn

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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