the guy below me is gay

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Your mom goes to college

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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