What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Small titties.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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