A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Your mother

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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