If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Unflushed Shit...

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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like for a handjob.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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