- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Osama Bin Laden dies.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

To mamas so fat shes fat

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

A baby seal walks into a club...

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