Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Looks through the peephole.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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