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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Susie has Autism

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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