Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Penis.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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