Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Steve Jobs.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

cory is gay

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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