Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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