2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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