- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

This is my joke. funny

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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