Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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