Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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