How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Hellen Keller

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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