What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Women's rights.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Your mom

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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cot!

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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