A baby seal walks into a club.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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