Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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