What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Anti Joke

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