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Sarah Palin is President

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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I love Ciara!

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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The Holocaust

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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