What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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BUTTERFARTING

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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