so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Microsoft Windows

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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no u

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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