- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

do you know what's so funny? yup

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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