Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

The Economy

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

stuff and dogs {()}

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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