- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Knock, knock. Come in!

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What is black but also yellow? A song.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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