- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Knock Knock It's Open!

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

You know George Washington? He died.

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