What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Penis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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suck my dick.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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