A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

I'm gay.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Will you marry me?

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Anti Joke

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