- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

"Hello." "Hi."

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Women's rights.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

HARRY EFFING STYLES

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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