What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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