How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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knock knock your gay

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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