- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

GAY PEOPLE

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

i hate you.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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