A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Hey

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Did you know?

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Your Mom

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