Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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penis that is all

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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