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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Knock Knock It's Open!

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

potato farming

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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