So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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