- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

brett is a dick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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You know George Washington? He died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

baby seal walks into a bar

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

you just lost the game!

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