HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

come along children

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Teen pregnancy

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

your life

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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