Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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