- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Asians

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Anal cheese curds.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Small titties.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

The WNBA

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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