Bin Laden is dead.

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hi

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Women's sports.

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i hate you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Anti Joke

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