- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

A Mexican walks into a club.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Women

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

like my drawing of a white person?

come along children

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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