Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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AVI IS A FAG

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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