Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Star Wars

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

96

women's rights

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

A guy is playing cod

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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