A man. That is all.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Your mom

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Rebecca Black

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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