- Anti Joke

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Chuck Norris died.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

do you know what's so funny? yup

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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