- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Your Mom

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

A jew went to Germany.

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