Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Knock knock. Come in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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