- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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women's rights

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Homework.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Chuck Norris

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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