Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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GAY PEOPLE

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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