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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Women's rights.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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The Holocaust

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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hi

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Anti Joke

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