Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Knock knock. Come in.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

A man walks into a bar.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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