Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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