Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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