Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Steve Jobs.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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