- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Knock Knock No one answers....

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Vagina-Boob

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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