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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Sit on Santas lap Boner

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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