The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Steve Jobs.

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Compton

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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