I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Your Mom

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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