A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Baseball

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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KEVIN HART

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What sucks?

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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