What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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An asian walks out of math class

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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cot!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Women's rights.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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