Justin Bieber

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Hitler is my role model

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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the your face joke

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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