Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

I have read the Terms of Service.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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