A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Susie has Autism

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