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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Sex. That is all.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Knock knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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