What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

My Girlfriend

Hitler was Jewish.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Hello

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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