Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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