Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Steve Jobs.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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