- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Your mom goes to college

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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