what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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