Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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