- Anti Joke

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child