Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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My mom just died....

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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AVI IS A FAG

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