- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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