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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

a man walked out of church and said F***!

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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