A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Women's rights.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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