Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Lil' Wayne

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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