Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Lil' Wayne

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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