Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Boobs are nasty!

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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