robin, get in the car.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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women's rights

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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So dont touch it

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Homework.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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You know George Washington? He died.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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