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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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