What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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The Economy

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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