I'm taken

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Jokes are funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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