a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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