Tim's gay.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Your Mom

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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