I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

96

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Dozer has a soul

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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