Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Anti Joke

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