Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Women's rights

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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