What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Steve Jobs.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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