How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

It says so on your cap.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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