Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Vagina-Boob

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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cot!

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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