What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

My Girlfriend

women's rights

Knock Knock It's Open!

Star Wars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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