- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

like my drawing of a white person?

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Penis.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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