- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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