Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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