Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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