CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

S.O.P.A

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Pavel Novak

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

you just lost the game!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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